(also, might I recommend zooming in on pictures here and there, as they're much more clear when enlarged!)
So today I got married.
Let's retrace the events that led up to this confusing event.
It's day one of the Wine Road bike trip through Alsace and we've arrived by train to Strasbourg. We're here for 2 days since it's quite big with a lot to explore, so we lock up our bikes and head out to discover the city on foot.
I felt like I was in another country. The architecture could not be more different from anything else I've seen in France, and German (and another dialect) are heard more often than French. Not surprising, as this region has swapped back and forth from being France and Germany several times.
But would ya take a look at this city?? We were able to walk around for hours admiring the buildings and silly little river that seemed to get lost a lot so it would just split around different buildings and become two rivers, or three, or a pond if it felt like it.
Strasbourg! |
Another big difference is that where grays and blues are used in most parts of France, red stone is used here, as you can see with the beautiful cathedral, where a bride just happened to be walking into as we approached.
Well would ya look at that. |
But most of the buildings were of this style, which elicited a high-piched "eeee!" out of me every time I saw one until even I was making myself go deaf.
Oh yea, the marriage thing.
Well. We're on a bike trip and yet Alberto's bike seat was slightly damaged from a fall he took while biking through Baume-les-Messieurs, so when we stumbled upon a bike workshop, we hopped right into it and into the hands of a friendly volunteer, 40-something Patrick, who found our bi-cultural couple-ness rather cute.
So with said bike seat in one hand and a greasy wrench in the other, he chatted away, asking questions about us and cracking me up with his quirkiness (that I so wish I had in French) and about 10 no-bike-seat-solutions-in-sight minutes later, he asked what will happen to us once I go back to the US.
"Go your own ways?!" he said. "No no no, that won't do. Why don't you go to the US Alberto??"
to which Alberto replied, "Well, it's kinda difficult to get over there..."
"Nonsense!" said Patrick, "Just get married! It's so easy."
With barely enough time to exchange amused looks between us, Patrick started the ceremony.
"Really, let's just do it right here," he said. He cleared his throat.
"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit..."
Oh geez, I thought. Can't we just get the bike seat...
"Nyah nah nah nah do you take blah blah blah... through this and that... blah blah blah..."
Alberto and I stood watching Patrick bemusedly as he went on, blessing us with the wrench and then realizing the problem of not having a witness.
No big deal. He walks out the front door and grabs an old bald man with a cup of beer in hand and the buggiest eyes you've ever seen.
"Yes, thank you sir, if you could just be a witness now..." says Patrick.
The man stands there slightly confused but is intrigued enough to stay a few moments while sipping on his beer and watching Patrick finish the ceremony and divorcing us in the same breath that pronounced us man and wife.
The entire time, Alberto and I hadn't said a word. We were too busy laughing at Patrick's good-naturedly bizarre ways and enjoying the randomness of it all.
...
"So about that bike seat...?" Alberto tries again.
"Ah, yep, not much we can do about that," says Patrick.
Huh. Well. We stuck around to chat a bit more, being in no particular hurry, and quite enjoyed the company of our new friend / priest? / divorce attorney.
And that's the story of how I got accidently-not-really-married in Strasbourg.
Oh and then we went for a walk and a band was playing in a little square and I resumed my "eeee" squeaking.
Oh and there was this fantastic lamp store that stayed lit up at night that I think should be mentioned in travel guides.
Future living room?! |
Strasbourg, Day 2 - May 22nd
Sunday in France! Which translates to the majority of things being closed but it doesn't matter anyway because we went on a bike ride through the city.
We found ourselves in a beautiful big, green garden with a zoo at one end and a big building at the other hosting a sort of Free-Trade fair, where I heard my named called, spun around in confusion and found myself getting kisses planted on each cheek from none other than...that's right, Patrick!
Turns out, he loves being green and so he accompanied us on our tour or fair trade goods and treated us to a cup of delicious green tea all while keeping up an endless steam of advice and facts and jokes. Really, you'd think he'd been saving up all these things to say for years, but he was like this with everyone he talked to. Luckily he had (mostly) interesting things to say. We all sat outside under a tree after and discussed energy and politics and I was thoroughly baffled, though well-hydrated, by the end.
Anyway, we said goobye again and decided that next on our bike tour would be Germany! We were so close to the border that we decided to just hop right on over to "Kohl" by biking across "The Bridge of Europe" and found it to be unextraordinary and rather ugly in some places with the same poor customer service I've grown so accustomed to here in France. It did have this one cute little church though:
The rest of the day was confused weather, which I thoroughly enjoyed as half the sky was bright and sunny and the other half was angry and dark and raining somewhat on the sunshine. Or something. It looked like this:
I'm most looking forward to tomorrow when we get started on the real Wine Road journey and get knee-deep in vineyards. Til then!
Love,
Katie
Katie